SlamBall Is The Shit

And its coming back thanks to Pat Croce and the original creators. Spike needs to pick this back up... I'm sure your audience can do with one less hour of "That 70's Show" or "CSI: whatever city you happen to be in."

Slamball gives hope to people my size to happen to not be afraid of trampolines or physical violence on a basketball court. I happen to not be a member of either group, but back in 9th grade before the trampoline/basketball court incident I might have been encouraged to pursue this sport.

Nascar is a Joke

And here is Josh Sneed to tell said joke.


When I fist saw this I figured that he had to have been making the chicken bucket thing up. Never-the-less I did some detective work and sure as shit I found 'em. If for some silly reason you want to own these I've found them for sale on E-bay here.

I don't know why, (probably because the All-star game wasn't on yet) but I actually watched the last 10 laps of the Daytona 500. Dale Ernhardt Jr. didn't win and Tony Stewart didn't win and I consider that a loss for everybody because I think those are about the only drivers I recognize.

Punch-Out!! The Movie

I can't tell you how many hours I've wasted trying to beat this game. I always played the Mike Tyson version. I could always get to Tyson, but once he bit Mac's ear off the little guy was down for the count. In fact, I just realized that one of my friends has the majority of my Nintendo games. That bastard is moving, I gotta get those back.

Considering all of the other crap Hollywood throws our way I'd rather see this than another Jamie Kennedy disaster or a Larry The Cable Guy atrocity. Speaking of films LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD comes out on Wednesday so I'll have to bring a very special Bruce Willis edition of In Theaters Tomorrow...

LUNCH BREAK: Please Wait One Half Hour Before Entering the Pool

Above is a sneak peak at Amanda Beard’s Playboy cover. Mmmm… Swimmer’s body. Feel free to make your own breaststroke joke. Below is some wicked awesome links to get you through the rest of the day. The last three are not so much about sports, but highly interesting and hilarious.

All the Twins info you need for the day brought to you by the Twins Junkie.

The only reason to watch the Women’s Softball College World Series: Arizona.

The Juice is on a roll… Jason Giambi’s 1997 baseball card is a little more than interesting.

Sorry Mr. Sinker, I’d rather have a stand-up guy like Torii than a cheater (albeit a very good player) such as A-Rod.

Greg Oden has a blog, and if he is anything like me it will only take a month or so to separate his writing into paragraphs.

The Big lead says the Wolves will draft Yi Jianlian. I say they will draft a half eaten sandwich… or Joe Smith.

I wanna work here. If you only click on one link today make it this one.

Here is your random Pirate link for the day.

DonkeyBall? Where do I get tickets? (this may actually be better than the work link)

Free Bracey Wright!