NBA News and Notes

• The Spurs won the title again, which means the Pats will win the Super Bowl just to spite San Antonio.
• Michael Finley is one of the few Spurs players left who deserves a ring.
  
• Tim Duncan is still a bitch.
• Tony parker is marrying a succubus. (and won MVP)
  
• LeBron still needs help in Cleveland.
• Robert Horry has enough championship rings to auction one off on E-bay when he gets poor.
  
• I watched the first half of game 4 in spanish. ( had to make it interesting some how)
• Juwan Howard is now a member of the Wovles. (goodbye Mike James and Justin Reed)
• Bracey Wright is still locked up somewhere in the basement of the Target Center
  
• I love you grandma. Remember that time I threw up a bunch of orange soda on the merry-go-round? or watching "Get Smart." I'll try to get there soon.
• Its harder to type when you've been drinking
• Falco ist tot