Nothing compares to you

This post comes from our friend ketel one.

Is Britney Spears the new Sinead O’Connor? Either that or she has joined the Neo-Nazis Nationalist Movement. Nothing says disaster quite like a shaved head, a pack of heaters, two kids and two new tattoos. I am just waiting for her to start burning pictures of the Pope and peeing during public appearances. All I have to say is this; finally, people are starting to see Britney Spears for what she really is, WHITE TRASH. I have waited for this day for the longest time. As they say, “you can take the person out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the person”.

After checking into rehab, Spears left one day into the program and showed up in Los Angles sporting a new hair cut and two new tattoos. One tattoo was a black, white and pink cross on her lower hip and the other was a red and pink pair of lips on her wrist. The tattoo artist said, “She just wanted something small on her wrist, something dainty”. One word can be used to describe Britney Spears, CLASSY! I love it. This is the modern day Robert Downy Jr. Except, I hope she doesn’t get out of her little rut. I would prefer her to continue to do what she does best; flash her vagina around like a used handful of Big League Chew.

Watching her go through this beautiful transformation is like being at a nude beach. You don’t want to be that one guy and look, but almost impossible to do. I find that the more I watch the better it gets.

Wait a tick; I just remembered this crazy wench has two kids. How the hell does this woman still have her children? Why the hell do we have governmental programs like Child Services when they obviously are not doing their jobs? I mean, she has almost dropped her children once or twice. If that sentence actually comes out of anyone’s mouth when referring to their children they probably should not have children. Lets be honest. Not to mention, she doesn’t wear panties, she smokes and drinks like a $5 hooker from Rwanda. Lets just put it this way, Britney Spears is giving Hillary Clinton a run for her money as the craziest bitch if the 21^St century. It is going to be a close race. Stay tuned.