Whittman, keep the streak alive!

The Timberwolves have got a great streak of 4 straight losses and are in the process of taking a nosedive in not only the division but also the conference. Losing ten of the last twelve has put our team on the right path to get Greg Oden or Kevin Durant but we’ve still got a long way to Go Mr. Whittman. Don’t you realize that both Boston and Memphis have only twelve wins? If we want to keep our eyes on the prize at the end of the season I think we need a lineup change.

Now starting for you Minnesota Timberwolves… At point guard Troy “T-Hud” Hudson (maybe he’ll blow out his knee and we can finally void his contract) At shooting guard Randy “4th quarter” Foye (somebody has to keep fans in their seats) At small forward Marko “could someone explain how I equal Cassell” Jaric (maybe his trade value will go up) At power forward Eddie “Hardwood Griffin (as long as we pay him we might as well let the guys around the league rag on him and hope for a crazy entertaining fight) And finally at center Kevin “I might as well do something for this team” McHale ( I’m hoping for a heart attack and a reason for KiKi Vandeweghe to leave ESPN.

Now is as good a time as any to start this new lineup ‘cause I don’t see the season getting any better… I feel sorry for KG.