Pay Zambrano Now!!!

Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood is injured… again. This time he wasn’t even throwing a baseball! Looks like the paper-mache man was having a relaxing evening in the hot tub when he slipped and fell on his face/chest. The injury is not serious. I got 5 bucks that says Mark prior’s hand falls off golfing the day before he has to report to spring training. If I were in charge of the Cubs I’d be writing a check to Carlos Zambrano because that rotation is shit without him. Woods and Prior might add up to one pitcher by the time the season is over. It’s a shame that the Cubbies would spend all that money turning their season around just to fall flat on their face the next year because they have no actual Ace.