LUNCH BREAK: Chef Wanted Edition

The last two days sucked as far as "news" goes, but finally we've got some stuff worth sharing with you guys. What did we learn? Don't hang around Ricky Davis, Griffey can still hit homeruns, Josh Howard likes CourtTV and delete your text messages if you're getting side action.

• Ricky Davis’ friends are not cool. No ceviche for them.
• Tracy Mcgrady is either a magician or a wizard.
• Bonds not to break Arron home run record this year.
• Griffey takes sole possession of 10^th on the all-time home run list… would be a step behind Bonds if not for injuries. Here is your steroid angled story.
• The Fanhouse says Matt Spaeth is undervalued.
• I liked Josh Howard before this Truehoop interview. Now I think he’s great.
• Vikings catch a break. Get it? Break. Ha ha, I so funny!
• The bloody sock debate is brought back to life. Shilling works a fastball powerful enough to hit the press box.
• If women hockey players were hot I’d probably want to coach them.
• Triple technical? That sounds crazy! Ohh, Stephen Jackson was involved. That makes sense.
• Alec Baldwin quits yelling at his daughter long enough to yell at draft prospects.