Lunch break: Duck soup edition

I was searching the internets while waiting for the hockey game to start and I found too many things to keep to myself. Enjoy.

• Lil' Bow Wow ain't got shit on Lil' Romeo.
• Tim Duncan locates funny bone and is promptly punished.
• Greg Oden does what we knew he would do.
• The Dolphins finally figure out that Culpepper does indeed suck.
• Football Hurts.
• TNABACG has decided who we, as Wild fans, should hate... We agree.
• Shut up Elton, you just want to see our draft pick end up with the Clippers. Screw you playoff situation, we've got problems of our own.
• Why didn't this happen last week? Stupid Pavano